Roast a virtual turkey!Pretty simple. Set the oven to bake, pick your time, close the door. Set it and forget it. It cooks, for all intents and purposes, in real time. So it's going to take a few hours to get it close to done. (Oh yes, it also sizzles as it cooks, so don’t worry if you hear that, it’s not your computer melting down.) When you're finished, turn the oven to off and it will ask if you're done... click yes and it will put your pretty turkey on a platter, tell you how done it is, and offer to send it to friends.
A couple years ago, I managed to make one of my turkeys 576% done... i.e. it was a blackened, charred lump. See? Fun. :-)
Hope everybody had a happy gobble gobble day!